LOCATION: MOSCOW
LISTENING TO: GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
BY: JOHN LEGEND FT. ANDRE 3000

HERE ARE SOME MORE THINGS TO HELP THOSE WHO ARE THINKING ABOUT HITTING THE ROAD …

TIP #4: THE BIG GULP
FOR THOSE TIMES WHEN MONEY IS GETTIN’ TIGHT …
AND TRUST ME IT WILL HAPPEN …
THIS IS ONE THING YOU CAN DO TO SAVE SOME DOUGH …
WHEN YOU GO TO A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT …
AND TRUST ME THAT WILL HAPPEN TOO …
GET A SUPER SIZE CUP …
IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE COSTLY THE FIRST TIME …
BUT! THE BENEFITS WILL OUTWEIGH THE COST …
SO NOW THAT YOU HAVE THIS MASSIVE CUP …
RECYCLE IT SUCKA !!!
YOU CAN USE THAT CUP NOW ANYTIME YOU GO BACK…
BUT! YOU HAVE TO BE SMOOTH ABOUT IT …
AND NOW YOU HAVE A EASY AND CHEAP WAY TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST …

TIP #5: LOCK IT UP !!!
WHEN YOU START ON YOUR JOURNEY …
THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS SOME CRAZY JUMPIN’ IN YOUR VAN …
SO THE EASIEST THING YOU CAN DO TO KEEP THE CRAZIES OUT IS TO …
LOCK IT UP !!!
YOU DON’T NEED ANYMORE CRAZIES IN THE VAN THAN THE ONES ALREADY IN IT …

TIP #6: THE KEY CHECK
IF YOU DON’T EVER WANT TO MAKE THAT DREADED CALL TO AAA …
HAVING THEM COME AND SAVE YOU …
BECAUSE YOU LOCKED YOUR KEYS IN THE VAN …
DO THE KEY CHECK …
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD THE KEYS UP IN THE AIR AND SAY “KEY CHECK” …
AND! THEN LOCK THE DOOR …
YOU CAN MAKE A DANCE OUT OF IT IF YOU WANT …
IT MIGHT SOUND DUMB BUT THE FIRST TIME YOU LOCK YOUR KEYS IN THE VAN …
AND YOU GET THAT EMPTY FEELING IN YOUR STOMACH …
YOU WISH YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE “KEY CHECK” …
IT’S A VERY EASY WAY TO GET AROUND WHAT COULD POSSIBLY RUIN YOUR DAY …

• TIP #6.2: CHECK YA POCKETS
  WHEN YOU THINK YOU MAY HAVE LOCKED YOUR KEYS IN THE VAN …
  AND SPEND AN HOUR TRYIN’ TO BREAK INTO YOUR VAN …
  YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE THAT DREADED CALL TO AAA …
  FIRST ! CHECK ALL YOUR PANTS, COATS,OR ANYTHING WITH POCKETS FOR THE KEYS …
  IT SAVES TIME AND FRUSTRATION …
  BUT! IT IS GOOD FOR A LAUGH IN THE END …

TIP #7: SURFTHECHANNEL
WHEN YOUR ON THE ROAD …
AND YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS …
SURFTHECHANNEL IS THE SITE FOR YOU …
THEY HAVE EVERY SHOW …
EVER MADE …
I MEAN EVER MADE …
I DON’T WANT YOU MISSIN’ ANY GREY’S ANATOMY …
SO SURFTHECHANNEL IS THE PERFECT WAY TO KEEP WATCHIN’ YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS …
WHILE YOUR ON THE ROAD …

THAT ALL FOR ME TODAY …
BUT THE TIP AND TRICKS AREN’T OVER …
UNTIL NEXT TIME …

THIS IS JOSH THE VAGABOND
CHECK YA LATER AND MUCH LOVE

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